We have breaking news to report at this hour.
A client from Cape May, NJ was out walking her dog when suddenly, out of the storm sewer came a tendril of blonde hair that wrapped around her dog's tail and tried to drag the beast down! Fortunately, the woman carries pinking shears in her purse and was able to cut the animal loose to save it, but not before she caught a glimpse of the hideous monster retreating into the depths of the storm grate. A hideous thing, with day-glo scales, an oddly disproportunately shaped body, and excessive amounts of eye makeup. A passerby was able to capture a video clip of this disturbing monster. Beware, the Killer Mermaids are lurking, biding their time, growing ever stronger consuming the nutrients that trickle into their lair with the stormwater runoff.....beware.....
They grow stronger on their diet of spring meltwater....
Only filtration measures and stormwater management practices can save us now!
Oh yeah, and APRIL FOOL!
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